Astro buddies wanted

[bonsai]

Hi all i am looking for like minded people to observe with i am in crewkerne somerset and work in a cemetery so have good dark site on top of a hill anyone who wants to contact me please feel free to do so! :wave: ps must be living lol

[SteveL]

That has to be one of the most surreal posts I have seen on SGL for a long time... the mental image it conjures up it quite alarming

[Whippy]

Brings a whole new meaning to the Chinese description of M44 :shock: .

Tony..

[Macavity]

Oh, I'm quite a fan of one local cemetery. I suspect it keeps the "brave" (scary) LIVING, well at bay...

That an liberal dollop of mud, during the winter months.

[cygnusx1]

Found any (under) takers yet bonsai?

[barkis]

Found any (under) takers yet bonsai?

:laughing3: :laughing3:

[beamer3.6m]

The skies there must be 'dead' clear.

oh dear!

[The Warthog]

Don't they put fences around cemeteries, because people are dying to get in?

Please, kill me now!

[thing]

Well I would imagine there would be plenty of nice flat slabs to set up on. One of my studes is an embalmer, one of the funniest and most interesting guys I've ever met. He says the first thing he notices when he meets someone new is the size of their veins.............

[AndyH]

I take it, it's in the dead centre of the town ?

Andy.

[cygnusx1]

OK this thread is officially "creepy"

:laughing3:

[daz]

Well, of corpse it is!!

[MrEd]

The OP must have 'gravely '

underestimated the responce to this thread.

Or am i just digging a hole for myself here.

[daz]

Well, it was only the skeleton of a suggestion. Certainly needs more meat on those bones.

[Stephen Aish]

i cant believe no-one has jumped at this opportunity

i would be dying to get in

[Vega]

Sounds like a dark location.. have you thought about erecting a pier? I recommend digging a hole about 6 feet deep.

Sorry that comment was LOW

Matt

[Andrew*]

The whole idea sounds dead boring to me.

[daz]

I suggest we stop coffin up these ridiculous quips and bury the matter!

[Whippy]

Indeed, lets put this thread to bed and let it sleep with the fishes.

Tony..

[AlexG]

Don't worry Bonsai, it gets like this when they've had too much sugar!

Cemeteries are really good open spaces that the British hardly ever use. In other cultures they are used far more for leisure - more like parks. Usual British hang-up about death I think. Unfortunately the big cemetery near me is right next to the North Circular dual-carriageway with all its sodium lights!

AG

[Beyond_Vision]

It's amazing what people get up to in the 'Dead of Night'

:stars:

[timetraveller]

hey whats wrong with cemeteries i spent nearly ten years working in one in Eastbourne and before anyone asks yes we did work skeleton crews around public holidays oh and by the way if anybody is wondering yes i was a gravedigger but hey so was rod stewart we were the only profession to ever have one hundred percent customer satisfaction not one single complaint

[Carl]

Omg you guys are all sad,these jokes are soooooooooooooooooo lame.And since my dad has only just passed over i don`t find any off em funny.

[supernova]

I suggest we stop coffin up these ridiculous quips and bury the matter!

The winner :laughing3: :laughing3: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[James]

I suggest we stop coffin up these ridiculous quips and bury the matter!

And lock the thread so that it can't be resurrected.