Jump to content

Banner.jpg.b89429c566825f6ab32bcafbada449c9.jpg

Worse than being called an astrologer?

laser_jock99

By laser_jock99
in The Astro Lounge

Recommended Posts

badgerchap

badgerchap

Posted
Posted

That's not too bad - it's when you go to the doctor and he tries to take your pulse with a 12" Newt that you've really got to worry!

Posted via Tapatalk on an ageing iPhone so please excuse any erroneous spellings or accidental profanities!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
nameunknown

nameunknown

Posted
Posted

The "telescope assistant" is into Astrology and keeps telling me "useful" things like "Mars enters Aries today" when it about 23 degrees off, or "this year you have a special purple lotus star of seventh happiness in the direction of double money fortune - buy me a big ring", or "you are a double pig and your secret friend is a rabbit" (has she been reading my emails?). She might solemnly pronounce that: "Uranus is badly afflicted today - do not go on a long train journey".

I guess there is room for everyone to have their ideas about how the world works. Still, "Have you been playing with it all night in the attic?" is occasionally said.

But when we get to "can I see the Moon's Node through the scope...."

P

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Knight of Clear Skies

Knight of Clear Skies

Posted
Posted

The "telescope assistant" is into Astrology and keeps telling me "useful" things like "Mars enters Aries today" when it about 23 degrees off, or "this year you have a special purple lotus star of seventh happiness in the direction of double money fortune - buy me a big ring", or "you are a double pig and your secret friend is a rabbit" (has she been reading my emails?). She might solemnly pronounce that: "Uranus is badly afflicted today - do not go on a long train journey".

Just tell her that with enough aperture she'll be able to read her own horoscope directly from the sky, just like the professional astrologers do.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
shirva

shirva

Posted
Posted

Your lucky it stethoscope ..jock....my Mrs likes to embarrass me with,, is that you away to look through your pervoscope....mmmmm great conversation stopper when folk are in.....not to wory folks its onlying fields I can see from back garden. .

Link to comment
Share on other sites
claire1985

claire1985

Posted
Posted
The "telescope assistant" is into Astrology and keeps telling me "useful" things like "Mars enters Aries today" when it about 23 degrees off, or "this year you have a special purple lotus star of seventh happiness in the direction of double money fortune - buy me a big ring", or "you are a double pig and your secret friend is a rabbit" (has she been reading my emails?). She might solemnly pronounce that: "Uranus is badly afflicted today - do not go on a long train journey".

I guess there is room for everyone to have their ideas about how the world works. Still, "Have you been playing with it all night in the attic?" is occasionally said.

But when we get to "can I see the Moon's Node through the scope...."

P

Everyone in my college cafe now thinks I'm a right freak, I just laughed out loud so much to that!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.