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[lulu57]

Cor, that sounds too much like a "Douglas Adams" creation...

I don't think Douglas Adams could have imagined anything quite as bizarre as Dudley Castle and Zoo, nor the Black Country Booze Bus, nor the Crooked House.

Seeing is believing, really.

I'd like to live somewhere with low light pollution, but it might feel... too...well...normal.

[MishMich]

Oi didn't realise Doodley had a castle. I assumed it was a recent envention, like Telford and Milton Keynes. Joust goes to show - yow live and learn.

M.

[Beulah]

Telford

*shudders*

[lulu57]

Oi didn't realise Doodley had a castle. I assumed it was a recent envention, like Telford and Milton Keynes. Joust goes to show - yow live and learn.

M.

Dudley goes back to Anglo-Saxon times at least.

We have sterras* with a pedigree.

*sterra (noun) person who is likely to drink sterilised milk: chav-like: salt of the earth: "See that sterra? She aint half got minging gas-fire-tan* legs."

*gas-fire-tan (noun) the blotchy, rash-like patches you get on your skin when you sit too close to the gas fire: what sterras use when they can't afford St. Tropez.

[MishMich]

I didn't know you could still get sterilized milk! My granny used to drink it. I'm earnestly biting my tongue here, trying not to let a joke about Enoch & Eli slip out.

M.

[lulu57]

If it's Aynuk and Ayli, it cor be bad!

Ahem...yes...light pollution...shocking, isn't it? (Winces at effort of trying to stay on-topic ).

[LukeSkywatcher]

Ireland is in complete darkness. I didnt think my skies were THAT good. Oh wait....electricity hasnt been invented here yet.

[MishMich]

Probably all the smoke from those peat-fired power stations and domestic hearths putting up such a fog it can't be seen from space?

M.

[RikM]

My place shows orange/yellow, which is about right, but blue seems to be only 3 miles away, and in a direction I normally don't consider because the house is in the way. I think I'm off for a little drive in the country...

Rik

[skye at night]

I am in the black...

And I do see thousands of stars when the sky is clear, however that isn't too often.

Steve

[philj]

Nice find that, Im in the green on teh edge of yellow which is about right. The village nearby is incorrect though it shows green when it should be red because of the floodlit church on a hill.

Philj