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Are you telling me that ET with his glowing fingertip isn’t real? This is so sad, my bubble has been burst after 40 years of believing he is right here. Sigh.

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No-one has ever explained why aliens travel hundreds, if not thousands of light years just to molest cows.

Perhaps no-one should... :tongue2:

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38 minutes ago, Mr Spock said:

No-one has ever explained why aliens travel hundreds, if not thousands of light years just to molest cows.

Perhaps no-one should... :tongue2:

The answer is obvious, on their planet they don’t have any cows. 😇

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5 hours ago, Moonshed said:

The answer is obvious, on their planet they don’t have any cows. 😇

At the risk of pedantry.. any civilization capable of space travel, would find the creation of their own cows a piffling trifle.

FTL travel is so far beyond our own capabilities, that our only feature of interest, to FTL tourists, is our extreme backwardness. We are the deliberately un-contacted natives in the steaming, Milky Way jungle. In truth, "They," for all their advanced abilities, may not even be able to readily tell cows apart from humans. So similar is our cringing level of [expressed] intelligence and ingrained behaviours. 🙈🙉🙊

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On 01/04/2023 at 14:18, Knighty2112 said:

I knew the Clangers were real! In your face doubting world! ;) I 

I met the lady who knitted the clangers a few months ago. Strange conversation to have but hay ho.

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13 minutes ago, Cmdr Arkwright said:

I met the lady who knitted the clangers

Wait, are you saying the Clangers aren't real? Aw man, you just destroyed my childhood :biggrin:

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5 hours ago, The Lazy Astronomer said:

Has anyone considered the possibility that "they" are cows?!

Technological advancement demands a minimum degree of manual dexterity.
Unless, that is, you can control another species with the required level of dexterity.
Biological robots controlled by bovine mind control?
Moo!
Yes master!
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7 hours ago, Ouroboros said:

They’ll be going for the TellyTubbies next! 

Isn't the term TellyTubbies pre-Woke? 😊

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28 minutes ago, Rusted said:

Isn't the term TellyTubbies pre-Woke? 😊

Oops, sorry! Telly weight-challenged 

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If the clangers aren't real , then that means Mrs Soup Dragon is fictionional as well.  I remember them well as a young boy of 6.

What about that  man who in the same era I watched as a boy walk on the moon, more fiction ?

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5 hours ago, Naughty Neal said:

If the clangers aren't real , then that means Mrs Soup Dragon is fictionional as well.  I remember them well as a young boy of 6.

What about that  man who in the same era I watched as a boy walk on the moon, more fiction ?

Did Dr Who ever go to the Moon?

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