Invent a name for the disease

[TopHouse]

Is that Makoma Matada?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEVczA8PLU

[Cornelius Varley]

Also known as Maksutovitis Cassegrainoma. Not as serious as Schmidt's Dropsy.

Peter

[skye at night]

Know correctly amongst sufferers as 'sods-murphy syndrome'

Medical journals will refer to it as 'Lex Excrementa Virga'

Happy to enlighten you.

Steve

[darlingtonskies]

ok, this is roughly the same but hey. i have a symptom where you go out and search the sky. know there are clouds right over the sky but still look up. also turn around after shutting the door to see if you can catch the sky out.

i moved to Darlo and had 2 days of clear nights in a month. oh f****** h*** torettes has come along now.

[Cornelius Varley]

Know correctly amongst sufferers as 'sods-murphy syndrome'

Medical journals will refer to it as 'Lex Excrementa Virga'

Happy to enlighten you.

Steve

Schmidt's Dropsy also has similar symptoms to an older disease, known by its original name of Galileo's Stumble. Both can come on without any warning and can be terminal.

Peter

[tooth_dr]

Other symptoms I've experienced include staring for prolonged periods at my telescopes and mount, especially during the day, and feeling pleased with what I have (this is the mania phase). This is followed by periods of craving for a new camera etc, (this is the depressive phase)

[Cornelius Varley]

Many astronomers will also suffer attacks of Tripous Displagea at least once a year. This is easily cured by having their Tripous reset by a qualified therapist. The treatment can also be self administered under guidance.

Peter

[albedo0.39]

moved to Darlo and had 2 days of clear nights in a month. oh f****** h*** torettes has come along now.

RAFLMAO

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[narrowbandpaul]

astronoobism?

lol at cornelius varley

[TopHouse]

Galileo's Stumble got me lol

[Cornelius Varley]

A condition that many astronomers have experienced is called Reflectus Displagea. The condition is linked to the Reflectus virus first identified in the 18th century. Modern technology has meant that the condition is easily treat although there are some older suffers who still use more traditional methods to treat the condition.

Peter

[ron.s.g]

Noculosis systematic withdrawal syndrome.

body starts to twitch/ eyes keep rolling upwards/ hands keep reaching for scopes/

words keep spilling randomly/family keep clear in case of rage/ dogs keep wetting floor as no walkies at night in case clouds move away/ and other half slowly gets the same as us with random words being delivered usually beginning with IF YOU DON'T..

ron.s.g