Monsieur Messier was heard to mutter............

[Cloudwatcher]

Looking at the recent wonderful crop of 'faint fuzzies' posted on the Forum recently,one wonders what the reaction of the man himself would be. Probably something along the lines of.....Mon Dieu,vot is dat! :shock: (only not in 'Allo,'Allo french, of course)

All suggestions welcome. Possible prize for the worst one-liner!

[GazOC]

"[removed word], it's not a comet!!"

[Akyra]

"It looks the same as when I was alive"

[barkis]

Mon Dieu! What a Plethera of Fuzzeez we haf here. I am undone.

Well I tried. That's all one can do.

Ron.

[John]

Monsieur Messier might be thinking (en Francais) "I wonder who Mr NGC is and what sort of scope he uses - he seems to discovered more faint fuzzies than I have !"

John

[CH]

Maybe there is zum mess here on de lens

[Whippy]

..... of course back zen we never had zis thing you call GOTO....

[Helen]

Maybe there is zum mess here on de lens

Ah, so that's why they are called Messier objects

[barkis]

Maybe there is zum mess here on de lens

Ah, so that's why they are called Messier objects

:D

[Cloudwatcher]

Mon Dieu! What a Plethera of Fuzzeez we haf here. I am undone.

Well I tried. That's all one can do.

Ron.

:laughing3:

I can tell that was written with a Peter Sellers aka Inspector Clueless type accent.

[barkis]

Mon Dieu! What a Plethera of Fuzzeez we haf here. I am undone.

Well I tried. That's all one can do.

Ron.

:laughing3:

I can tell that was written with a Peter Sellers aka Inspector Clueless type accent.

You really are some detective yourself CW. what, with finding minute moon shadows on Saturn's rings, and now cracking the Clouseau code. Are you any good at lottery numbers?.

[The Warthog]

Monsieur Messier was heard to mutter

"This vingt et un century is utter

Wonder with its new inventions

Almost beyond my comprehension -

Scopes that see the dimmest matter

And pierce the universe's clutter,

But I've found a thing for which I yearn

So to my own century I can't return

It sets my little heart a-flutter

Now that I've tasted peanut butter!"

[iantobach]

maybe mr messier would say "leezen fery car fully , I will catologie dis onlee wonce??"

as in"allo allo" :)

[Cloudwatcher]

Or.....Sacre Bleu! .... Stop playing with my objects, you nasty English type persons you!!

Vive la France! Vive la Republique!

[SteveL]

"who ze hell iz zis Hubble guy?"

[Vega]

Trying to capture the {possible} French attitude...

What iz ziss ? it cannot be... These stupid British and American people glorifying zese horrible smudges zat hindered my beautiful comet work. Long live ze comet chasers Viva La Fronce!

The equivelant British response....

{cough} Well Bravo chaps.... Jolly good work, who would have thought these smudges were full of such beauty. I'm ooowf to learn about this GOTO thingymibobby. Long live the Queen!

[The Warthog]

Maybe there is zum mess here on de lens

Ah, so that's why they are called Messier objects

I used to tell my daughter that her room was one of the messier objects. 8)

[Akyra]

Gawtoo? Whut iz dis thinge you cawl gawtoo?

[MikeD]

Monsieur Messier was heard to mutter

........................................................F***ING HELL :shock:

[Cloudgazer]

I thought CCD was something you could catch?

[Cloudwatcher]

Monsieur Messier was heard to mutter

........................................................F***ING HELL :shock:

That's a very loud mutter! :shock:

Charlie was a gent, he was, he 'ad medals and fings! S'pose he might have whispered ...Enfer friggin...if pushed.