Midnight: AM or PM?

[saturn4me]

Similarly, if a bear takes a dump in the woods and there is nobody around to wipe its backside, does it still take a dump?

Had to find appropriate words for the filter, hopefully this only slightly clunky version gets through!

:D You only just scraped through!

[Photosbykev]

When I was a navy lad there was no such time as 0000 it was 2359 then 0001.

so you lost a minute every day?? no wonder we are always late lol

[swamp thing]

If a leaf falls from a tree in a wood and nobody is there to hear it,does it still make a sound?

Christ! What are you smoking?

[Pavel]

Fine theme to poll.

[saturn4me]

Christ! What are you smoking?

[deebster]

If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they work?

Thanks to Steven Wright (not the DJ)

[rightguard]

If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they work?

Thanks to Steven Wright (not the DJ)

was that a real question? if it was, then yes they do work, but no the light doesnt move faster than the speed of light. read up on relativity

[saturn4me]

If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they work?

Thanks to Steven Wright (not the DJ)

Maybe! But what would the braking distance be?

[rightguard]

But what would the braking distance be?

made me chuckle