Ebay - usual rubbish but made me smile

[syd_malicious]

I know, I know - there is enough rubbish on fleabay but this really made me smile.

"listed here i have an unwanded gift that i have never used. an arena newtonian reflector telescope, d=114 f= 500 ali tripod one small scratch on outer case. i know nothing about this instrement , too heavy for me to understand."

An "unwanded" gift - did Harry Potter reject this? "too heavy" to understand - er, cool, like this is so heeeeeavy man.

If this is an example of our wonderful educashun system I despair.

[Earl]

Far out dude.... Heavy...

[Nillchill]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

what would the average weight of Pi x 500 x 57^2 x (weight of a photon) be?

[Dr_Who_46]

lol .... too heavy for me to understand

[JamesM]

Better still, it was, "...an unwanded gift" was this scope in Harry Potter then?

Scopus! Collimatus! Rubbiush! - no its till there must shout louder. :D

James

[Nexus 6]

was this scope in Harry Potter then?

must have been, a lot of the characters are named after stars