Might just have kept quiet about it myself ....

[Steve Ward]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-05/scientists-discover-signals-being-sent-by-kitchen-microwave/6445570

[Pan Euro]

Scientists version of laughing at themselves I guess.

[Matt Scunthorpe]

I love how they go onto explain how a microwave gives off these signals only when the door is opened before cooking has finished, at least they made a discovery of some kind.

Matt.

[jonathan]

So.. does that mean I have to wait for the cooking process to finish before opening the door?  What is the safe time period from end of the cooking process to opening the door without being zapped by radiation?

[ghostdance]

So.. does that mean I have to wait for the cooking process to finish before opening the door?  What is the safe time period from end of the cooking process to opening the door without being zapped by radiation?

Too late. You're already zapped. I believe my own kidneys are medium rare at present...

Should go nicely with a poached egg (whose egg I aint sayin')   

[damnut]

And a nice cccchianti??

[Psychobilly]

I liked the bit in the piece about the phosophorous outbursts  detected at a French observatory...