The Onion Stargazing Tips

[virtualpilot45]

For those who don't know about The Onion, it's a great news satire website. This one is on stargazing for beginners

Stargazing Tips | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[Telrad]

Remember the "ABCs" of learning about constellations: Always Be learning about Constellations

[Simms]

Some may scoff at the hobby of astronomy, but sitting in an empty field in the middle of winter is a great way to see tiny little dots.

Or

There's one star that's incredibly easy to find. You have to wait until the daytime, though.

[SoulFrenzy]

I need a good laugh. That was great.

[blackparticle]

Brilliant.. we should add to that.

"If it's cloudy outside and you want to see stars, try jumping out of the upstairs window and landing on your head."