Where can I find my Avatar?

[old dave]

It looks like approx. 99% of you have one - but I don`t. In fact I`ve never had one. Can you direct me to an Avatar shop?  Here is an idea about what I would like:

1. To lose about 40 years.

2. To lose about 5 stones.

3. To gain some muscles where I have never had them before (you know, you get them if you are an athlete - a good one!).

4. To gain a good set of molars.

And that`s just for starters. If I find something to my taste I`ll consider myself a proper SGL member. Now do not go into great detail on how to set all this up as I am no computer expert; and only printable replies please as a moderator will be watching and I would never want you to get into trouble.

If I could get that lot I would find it easier to go outside with the scope without breaking into a sweat!

I await with bated breath but without much hope.

Might be a nice night tonight so enjoy it.

Cheers,

Old Dave

[Helen]

If you click on your name in the top right of the screen you get some options including 'settings'.  One of those is photo  

HTH

Helen

PS and good luck finding the 'perfect you' picture