Balder

Or you could use a red sweet wrapper instead, that would save you going down to the shop and getting funny looks because you're a bloke buying nail varnish

QFTW

A Red sweet wrapper? Buy the whole tin....

At least you can munch on the sweets, become a fat knacker in the process and enjoy yourself.

Grrr, I love the smell of acetone based paints though (nail varnish included)

So cheapo torch £0.50 and an after Xmas bucket of sweets, £5

Call it £6 - big grin factor

*Priceless*

Get the ones with strawberry & orange centres; they count for the 5 a day in my books.