I just noticed something today. My membership status in the Star Gazers Lounge has suddenly changed. Having been a 'vacuum' I am now classified as a 'Nebula'.

With apologies to Descartes does this mean 'I gaseous, therefore I am'?

p.s. It has now been 65 nights since the purchase of my telescope without ONE night being cloudless enough for observation. I'm beginning to wonder if G-d has remembered me.