What’s your best space jokes?

[wheresthetorch?]

9 hours ago, andrew s said:

Regards Andrew

An Astronormer? 

[fozzybear]

sorry

Q: How many absolute relativists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

[fozzybear]

A seminar on time travel will be held last Tuesday "ouch"?

[geordie85]

What do you do when you see a space man? 

Park in it man 

[andrew s]

When a woman and a man couple at high energy, the woman gets excited. 

She is now metastable and decays to her normal state through "baby emission" 

with a mean lifetime of roughly nine months.

Regards Andrew

[impactcrater]

the S Holmes is hilarious...I will use it at Xmas

Two Children of the Universe are talking to each other about the game of 'Hide and Seek' and one says to the other  'its not fair , you always get to play dark matter '

[Ags]

On 16/12/2018 at 14:21, Littleguy80 said:

There are, in fact, two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data. 

Interestingly all aliens use base 10 regardless of how many fingers they have!

[JOC]

How many ears has Mr Spock?

Three - A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier'

[JOC]

I have the 'never trust an atom etc...... on a T-shirt that I wear to science  outweach events.

[Steve]

No Xenophobic jokes please... ?‍♂️

[Thalestris24]

The only think flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself...eventually they will have to come a-round....