Astronomy Jokes

[TransparentBadger]

Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?

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It was too Sirius!

[HIP3802]

Astronomy jokes? Are you Sirius?!!!!

[TransparentBadger]

Astronomy jokes? Are you Sirius?!!!!

Astronomy puns? This could get messy.

[TransparentBadger]

... or shold that be messier?

[Ganymede12]

How is the Star Trek Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus and look for Klingons

Need I remind you...

Lets try to avoid any that involve a certain gas giant

Here's a good one.

[Naemeth]

Here's a good one.

[Pig]

What would you do if you saw a space man ?

I would park in it man

[Stargazer_00]

Need I remind you...

That was the joke :/ I put it in a colour to make you squint or highlight to read it then run and hid when you did! muhaha!

[DeepThought]

Why are there no parties on the moon?

Because the travel costs are prohibitively expensive.

[GrahamJ]

Why are there no parties on the moon? Its obvious, there's no atmosphere.

[stem1989]

Why is it called Mooning when you're actually showing Uranus?

[DaveGarland]

I heard they're changing the name if Uranus to stop all these cheap jokes. It will be re-named Urectum!

[rowan46]

The new york times recently published hubble pictures of two galaxies colliding. nothing new you may think we have had similar pics for years. The difference is the increased resolution has for the first time been able to pick up the masses of lawyers converging on the event.

[emadmoussa]

Which is more important, the Sun or the moon? Well, the moon, because it shines up at night, while the sun during the day when it's light anyway.

[spurius]

Even chickens can fly in space!

About the parties on the moon, are they fancy dressed ones? The astronauts are always dressed up as the stig.

[spurius]

Also check this out:

Lol!

[Pig]

Full moon lol

[Roosto]

[sologuitarist61]

Why wouldn't you want Saturn to take a bath? 'Cos it leaves a ring around the tub!

A salesman was selling a telescope to a man, and as the scope was top heavy he asked the customer if he had children or a dog .

The customer replied, 'I haven't got any children though I do have a dog - but he isn't interested in astronomy!'