Police warning - serious

[Guest telescope4u]

POLICE WARNING - SERIOUS

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs,

to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target

unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost

anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade

their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units

of beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are

rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual

acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be

attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly

what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling

that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life

savings,in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be

shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of

servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is

administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women

administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every

town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the

Yellow pages.

[OXO]

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RALMAO!

James

[The Warthog]

It's no good! Last time I was on a golf course, there were more women than men.

[Jamie]

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[CELESCOPE]

lol nice one Damian

[Jamie]

It's no good! Last time I was on a golf course, there were more women than men.

I don't know why because golf stands for Gents Only Ladies Forbidden

[spudicus]

Beer Goggles - I love em!!!

[OXO]

Just one thing TIGER WOODS.

James

[OXO]

What Tiger Woods is now a Man?

[Sonia]

Women are only better than men, because they play with the balls better.

And for the men:

Any persons (except players) caughts collecting golf balls on the courses will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.!