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ollypenrice

Astro Limericks, anyone?

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"Eye pieces and nice pieces fill

up my bank quote, when I keep spending

thoughs bank notes, it's a hard pill to

swallow, I get shivers and wallow, after

every time the wife grabs my throat"

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glass must be

Japanese.

OK, come on, let's get serious. Astro Sonnets!!!

Olly

Can't do sonnets Olly, but here is my"Ode to Astronomy".........

About £4000 so far, and still counting...............

Jim.

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Astro San Astro San

Has a very nice man

who bought all her kit

Look up to the skies?

Man thats ****!

I clearly didnt do very well at this sort of thing at school :)

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There once was man from Caerphilly

Who lived near to Psychobilly

He said to Orion

"There is no denyin'

Your sword looks a little bit silly"

:D

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An SGL member from Jever

Got a bad case of aperture-fever.

His scopes grew so large

That his wife soon took charge,

So now he is planning to leaver.

[in case anyone is wondering, Jever is a town in N Germany - apologies to any SGL members who might ACTUALLY live there.]

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