Deep Space Contact...What Would You Ask?

[cantab]

Afraid I'm gonna be boring and say "Is faster-than-light travel possible?" If we know it's possible we can work on figuring out how. If it's not, we can work on the elixir of immortality so we won't need FTL.

[assasincz]

"What is the answer to life, universe and everything?"

On a serious note: "How do you join together gravity with the other fundamental foces to get to Grand Unified Theory?

[brantuk]

Can you lend me a fiver? No make it twenty lol. On a more serious note - I think I'd just play five notes on a flute and hope for the best

[Luke]

"How did you find my number? I'm ex-directory."

Or more serious,

"How many planets with life have you discovered?"

[Nexus 6]

This Universe isn't big enough for the both of us

serious question... any chance in helping us to develop clean limitless energy?

[Toast]

"What time is it there?"

[Earl]

Why?

[perkil8r]

You lookin' at me? Punk

[SoulFrenzy]

What do you look like?

[glowjet]

E=MC2 ?

[661-pete]

"You really don't want to meet Mr Cameron, do you?"

[661-pete]

"You're out of credit? No prob. - I'll try 1471."

[Telescope40]

Dont reply and hide under the duvet !!

[bullettooth]

can you help me understand women please? (very complex i know)

[paul schofield]

Have you heard of that book "Turn left at your place"

[DavidOfBanff]

"How many planets with life have you discovered?"

Ditto. Plus, how does humanity rate for intergalactic IQ?

[Zul]

Whats up?

[DavidOfBanff]

....and since that was two questions, please leave me out of the human average.

[stephenwilliamwatts]

"it is not raining here also!"

[eriss]

'Erm...You forgot to pick up Jedward...'

[LukeSkywatcher]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg.

I assume they have chickens where they live.

[Mr Q]

Have you ever heard of the book " How to serve Man"

Yes. I hear the meat is a bit on the grissily side and too much fat from a good life on Earth:D

[Ian123]

"Hang on, let me ring Bruce Willis and Will Smith, then we'll talk"

[ythanpythan]

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